An 18" deep fried corn dog, filled with bacon, jalapenos and cheese, served on a bed of fries. It is a corn dog the size of a baseball bat. For real. You can buy this. Texas Rangers Bacon on a Stick Just straight up some bacon on a stick. This will not be the last time you see Texas on this list. Minnesota Twins Bloody Mary Ive seen some interesting things put in a Bloody Mary before, but never an entire hamburger. I guess it really is a meal in a glass. Houston Astros Texas Hold Em In an attempt to keep up with their neighbours in Arlington, the Astros have perfected this beauty. A BBQ chicken sandwich with cheddar, tomato, cole slaw and french fries right on top, all served on thick Texas toast. Because why eat fries on the side when you can just shove everything in your mouth at once? Philadelphia Philles Cheez Whiz Bacon Hot Dog Philly Cheese Steaks are already gut-busters, so its no surprise theyd make the jump with their hot dogs as well. The name pretty much explains itself. Arizona Diamondbacks Venom Dog In our second masterpiece from Arizona, we have the Venom Dog, a foot-long habanero sausage with beans, guacamole and sour cream. Though not as large as its cousin, the addition of beans means you may have to visit the washroom twice as fast. Seattle Mariners Cheese Curds This one is a whole other level of disgusting. Poutine lovers will be familiar with cheese curds, but this bad boy goes a step further by DEEP-FRYING the curds. They drizzle some honey on top so that theres a sweet taste in your mouth as your arteries come to a halt. West Michigan Whitecaps Augger Dogger Alright, you cant get this one at an MLB ballpark, but the Detroit Tigers Single-A affiliate offers up this deep-fried hot dog on a stick surrounded by potato chips. Im impressed by the artistry on this one more than anything. Texas Rangers Frozen Beer While not technically food, this is one had to crack the list. In honour of Yu Darvishs Japanese heritage, the Rangers will be serving up frozen <i>Kirin</i> beer, the Japanese equivalent of Bud. Of everything Japenese they could have gone with, they went with this. Pittsburgh Pirates Tatchcos Taking you back to your high school cafeteria, the Pirates are offering Tater Tots doused in chili, spicy nacho cheese, sour cream and scallions. Texas Rangers Burger Once again we head back to Texas, where Nolan Ryan is apparently supplying his own beef for this monstrosity, which is essentially a giant piece of lasagna filled with a hamburger patty. Some things just dont belong together, these are two of them. Detroit Tigers Poutine Dog Another team who decided to take two things that, on their own, are delicious, and smash them together in some weird life-threatening science experiment. This might not even be the craziest hot dog they offer, as their Late Night Dog has bacon, fried egg, and cheddar cheese on it. 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